I'm famous for sneaking food into the movies, and once I tried to slip my iced coffee into a matinee, just to find a huge spill at the bottom of my purse. Over a year later, the inside of that handbag still smells like a caramel latte. It triggers a Starbucks craving every time I wear it. So I imagine that craving would be for cabernet if I had tried to smuggle an open glass of vino into the movie that day. Now I'll never have to worry about that. Aren't I classy?
I also
1. Burp. Very loudly.
2. Drink directly from the carton.
3. Have worn men's deodorant when it was my only available option. And I liked it.
4. Have this outrageous laugh...
5. Opted to see the new Die Hard over whatever romantic comedy came out this past Valentine's Day.
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ReplyDeleteLOL! I might need an explanation for that one...
DeleteIf ONLY they sold alcohol in Walgreens in Maryland. Grrrrrrr. I'm going to have to get my tipsy on before Best Man Reunion...
ReplyDeleteAnd bring tissues. It was a great movie, though. Even without wine.
DeleteI have been sneaking food and drink into movies my whole life! I got it from my parents. We weren't allowed to by expensive food there so sneak we did! I 'aint mad at ya!!
ReplyDeleteI don't think I ever experience movie theater popcorn until I was old enough to buy it for myself. My mom always popped a bag of the microwave kind and threw it in her purse. We were good to go!
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