Aren't I Classy


For those people who have been looking for a way to smuggle wine into the movie theater, Walgreens  now has the answer. I'm famous for sneaking food into the movies, and once I tried to slip my iced coffee into a matinee, just to find a huge spill at the bottom of my purse. Over a year later, the inside of that handbag still smells like a caramel latte. It triggers a Starbucks craving every time I wear it. So I imagine that craving would be for cabernet if I had tried to smuggle an open glass of vino into the movie that day. Now I'll never have to worry about that. Aren't I classy?

I also

1. Burp. Very loudly.

2. Drink directly from the carton.

3. Have worn men's deodorant when it was my only available option. And I liked it.

4. Have this outrageous laugh...

5. Opted to see the new Die Hard over whatever romantic comedy came out this past Valentine's Day.





6 comments:

  1. This is your best post. Ever.

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    1. LOL! I might need an explanation for that one...

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  2. If ONLY they sold alcohol in Walgreens in Maryland. Grrrrrrr. I'm going to have to get my tipsy on before Best Man Reunion...

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    1. And bring tissues. It was a great movie, though. Even without wine.

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  3. I have been sneaking food and drink into movies my whole life! I got it from my parents. We weren't allowed to by expensive food there so sneak we did! I 'aint mad at ya!!

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    1. I don't think I ever experience movie theater popcorn until I was old enough to buy it for myself. My mom always popped a bag of the microwave kind and threw it in her purse. We were good to go!

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