Aren't I Classy
For those people who have been looking for a way to smuggle wine into the movie theater, Walgreens now has the answer. I'm famous for sneaking food into the movies, and once I tried to slip my iced coffee into a matinee, just to find a huge spill at the bottom of my purse. Over a year later, the inside of that handbag still smells like a caramel latte. It triggers a Starbucks craving every time I wear it. So I imagine that craving would be for cabernet if I had tried to smuggle an open glass of vino into the movie that day. Now I'll never have to worry about that. Aren't I classy?
1. Burp. Very loudly.
2. Drink directly from the carton.
3. Have worn men's deodorant when it was my only available option. And I liked it.
4. Have this outrageous laugh...
5. Opted to see the new Die Hard over whatever romantic comedy came out this past Valentine's Day.