It is day 281 of being pregnant. I have entered the 10th month. I have been pregnant so long that I actually miss having a period. My pelvis is heavy, as are my breasts. I pee more often than I sleep. LUSH bath bombs have become my luxury indulgence. Insomnia has become a dear friend.

The other morning I got up around 5am and had the urge to bake homemade apple cinnamon muffins, from scratch. I was halfway awake, so I cannot recall all the ingredients I used, but they came out halfway decent.

This is 40 (...weeks and one day pregnant).